"I need to go to some place that isn't here. Take me to the Poor-o-Mart."
The Poor-o-Mart Employee is a special NPC that stands at the entrance of the Poor-o-Mart. He has the same expression as Mr. Newb, but does not a the moustache. He has a name tag on his torso saying "Hello my name is: Noob" Why, exactly, he is leaving his place of work, we don't know.